fiendship, butt sex and generally shiney things

Writer's Block: If Animals Could Talk

2009-03-02T10:36:57Z

If you could ask your pet any question (and they could answer you), what would it be?

Mr Wednesday... as a scientist, what is your major field of research?

Kimono

2009-02-04T01:02:34Z

So im thinking about selling one of my hand made Kimonos
things are going to be a bit tough money wise and i figure i can let one go

so...
its a black with red swirly pattern satin with black triming
free size (im happy to make adjustment to make it fit better to you within reason)
never been worn

its one of my short kimono designs (just above knee length, can be adjusted)

im thinking about asking $150 for it

if your interest or know anyone who is

dirtchildbymissmoira@yahoo.com.au

let me know

miss_dirt_child @ 2009-01-22T13:38:00

2009-01-22T03:09:47Z

so... i really need to get off my arse and write my 2008 summery blog
including several awards...

who will win "the Gold Douche'
for being twat of the year....

so many nominations

miss_dirt_child @ 2008-11-05T08:59:00

2008-11-04T22:41:58Z

OMG!
NICK CAVE TIX FOR XMAS!!!
SEXY KITTY TIMES!
DEAD BABIES!!!
TRUE LOVE!!

christ im so excited i feel like talking to rob about it...
rob....
wow nick cave does strang things to me

WTF???

2008-09-24T02:09:38Z

The Peach

Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Your exact female opposite:

The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM)

Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM), The Playboy (RGSM), The Boy Next Door (RGLD)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - dating services | Dating

any one else disturbed by this?

miss_dirt_child @ 2008-09-19T13:11:00

2008-09-19T03:42:47Z

wow... so once again on the topic of a2m
i asked the anal sex king and he said...
its hot

ok so ladies is your love life lagging?
get some a2m action going on
you may get nom nom nom dieases from putting things from you butt into your mouth
but its sooo hot right now!

i love the people i know

miss_dirt_child @ 2008-09-17T11:33:00

2008-09-17T02:12:59Z

UHHHHG
who the fuck likes arse to mouth?
its gross
thats pooop.... and your putting it in your mouth
fucknig filthy!

Writer's Block: Your Threads

2008-09-02T10:38:20Z

What does your favorite "you" outfit consist of?

View 500 Answers

my 'me' outfit involves fishnets... no doubt about it
fishnets and cut off stocking with a garters
a tutu is usually involed or tiny cargo shorts
then a band tshirt or tank top with corset over the top
depands if im feeling pretty or dykish
then of coarse my new roc boots

yeah im pretty stylish... you all love me

in other news
i have the bets boyfriend in the WORLd
he is fucking amazing

miss_dirt_child @ 2008-06-25T11:02:00

2008-06-25T01:54:38Z

live journal live journal live journal
i never seem to up date the fucker!

so whats new??
well i have a boyfriend....
no kids calm down hell DIDNT freeze over
benzin adn i finally got together properly
and i must say
after much past relationship bullshit
im really really happy
like we just seem to click so well
he doesnt get sick of my bullshit and he loves snuggles!
oh and mr wednesday likes him
this ones a keeper

im currently coming down with the flu
and it suck cause i cant have any time off due to having day off last week due to 'stress' or gastro as i told them
so this week i need uber peppermint tea and wednesday snuggles

my 19th is coming up.... omg im uber old!!!
im going to see the beard and lapdancer but i prolly wont make a big weekend out of it
i kinda just wanna go out for cake and chai with my close buddy after work on the actual day
then get birthday sex... the sexy kind
not even sure if i wanna do the whole presents thing
im getting my wok and hopefully some new books and thats about all
definatly wanna catch up with joe, simone, gee and erin though

i think ill go all out for wednesdays birthdasy in the summer months
winter makes me sleepy and snuggly
cant wait till summer... beach crew!

one of my favourite bands split up, im a little bit bummed about that
when i lived in bgo and they would tour id get so excited aboutt seeing them
it sorta felt like a small escape from my life seeing them play
the split is sorta an end to an era and i dont care if thats lame i liked them
all good things must come to an end...

Mr wednesday has been failing hared core
i wasnt home for like a week and he got a cotton bud stuck in his maine fur
silly kitty... so fluffy but so dumb
loves to purr and cuddle so thats ok then

right now im at trade school
yay fuck!
and then off to work this afternoon
then home to beddddd.... love bed!

current obsession: Tourettes guy!

KREECHA!

2008-03-28T11:33:38Z

miss_dirt_child @ 2008-03-16T03:06:00

2008-03-15T16:36:29Z

god! somedays i swear i should have been born with a penis!

miss_dirt_child @ 2008-03-15T14:46:00

2008-03-15T04:28:02Z

my housemate just made me coffee
lovin it!

miss_dirt_child @ 2008-03-09T21:57:00

2008-03-09T11:27:40Z

this morning a i woke up with a hangover
next to a hairy man.....
it was AWESOME!

a small prayer

2008-02-19T05:40:40Z

dear god/ceiling cat
please make the cunt blood stop before thursday
i am rather looknig forward to hot going away sex from the boy
i know the bible says no premarital sex, but at least this time its with a boy.

stolen from brodie, gee and eyecandy

2008-01-01T04:43:11Z

1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?
well shit... i forgot to delete the pervious entry... so what did i do.... ummm
pass?

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
i dont think i really had a new years resolution, prolly to quit smoking and it took me almost all year but i have quit. this years resolutions.... be more honest and open to people, do more nice things for other people, no more fat clingy girlfriends

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
gee had speccy, and danul had nevey.... not really the same but still

4. Did anyone close to you die?
jarrad aka bucky

5. What countries did you visit?
pantsland!

6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
more freedom, less bitchy people, more confidence, pretty new clothes

7. What date from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
my 18th bday and having all my friends come together and spend time with me was just amazing
and of coarse 13/11/07... the day we lost bucky

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
finishing year 12,

9. What was your biggest failure?
being pulled into petty teenage girl crap

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
i have the flu and a couple of chest infections

11. What was the best thing you bought?
PONY!

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
gee, ashimoo, my brother, spoz, joe and simone..... for putting up with my shit and still loving me all the same
ben for redeeming himself after... ummm our disagreements
and benzin... for being prettttttty

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
lauren... for only being able to be truely honest with me via msn and lying to me time and time again
her friends.... for jumping in and taking sides without knowing anything

14. Where did most of your money go?
phone credit and materal

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
trips to adelaide, tony font show gigs in melb and of coarseanytime i went away... coming home to see mr wednesday again

16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
Icarus by jason webley

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. Happier or sadder? Happier... definatly happier
ii. Thinner or fatter? ive put on a fair amount of weight, but im getting fitter and more toned
iii. richer or poorer? richer... but all the money is saved for moving

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
i wish id tried harder at school and made more pretty things

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
smoked and drunk

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Christmas has come and gone, i had curry and frolicking

21. Did you fall in love in 2007?
thats a tough one ot answer.... i thought i was in lvoe at the time but at the end of the day it was a teenage romanic and shes not the one

22. How many one-night stands?
surprizingly not... ive been so good this year... no unprotected sex either woooot

23. What was your favorite TV program?
top gear and boston legal

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
hate is such and ugly word... but if the shoe fits
im quite angry at lauren but id rather just forget her than hate her because that way she is out of my mind and my life

25. What was the best book you read?
alice in wonderland, lolita

26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
the dairy brothers, lapdancer, tori amos

27. What did you want and get?
a change in government and my pony

28. What did you want and not get?
*giggle snort giggle*

29. What was your favorite film of this year?
TRANSFORMERS!!!!!

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
i was 18 and i had a wonderful night in adelaide with all the kids

31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
more colours, bigger skirts, tighter corsets and higher shoes

32. What kept you sane?
amanda palmer, mr wednesday and texts from my peeps

33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
leeeeeeeeeeeeeee

34. What political issue stirred you the most?
workplace agreements and apec

35. Who did you miss?
my adelaide peeps

36. Who was the best new person you met?
taia and the comic book guys

37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007:
just cause you call them friends doesnt mean they will call....

38. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
you can stand under my umbrella... ella ella ella ey ey ey

Someone gives you money and sends you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: tomatos
2. Bakery: donuts
3. Meat: salami
4. Frozen: frozen berry mix
5. Dry goods: cat food

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. stockings with garter belt
2. fonties dress
3. platform boots... yes fuck underwear

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. prettier than your girlfriend
2. vodka!!!
3. dirty panties!
4. mr wednesday you is my baby!!!
5. damn lee is pretty.... why is lee so pretty?

So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. cuddle mr wednesday
2. cleanse, tone, moisterise and take pills
3. dance liek a retard

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. dance liek a retard
2. sew
3. beauty things ie facemask, hair removal, paint nails
4. bake cupcakes
5. watch topgear, torchwood and the it crowd without pants on

We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. pandas!
2. komodo dragons
3. butterflys

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. top gear!
2. boston legal!
3. torchwood
4. girls of hte playboy manison... hehe he

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Mint choc chip... fucknig oath!
2. berry sorbet
3. mocha

Somebody stole your purse/wallet...in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. invoices from bob boutique
2. consession card with the worst photo EVER!
3. credit card
4. photo of gee and ashimoo
5. spotlight customer card

You are at a job fair and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. stripper
2. serial panda molester
3. fonties fan girl
4. geisha

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. those girls are only going to stab you in the back buy an ipod and concertrate on your school work instead of whos bitching about who
2. when the doctors said drugs will fuck with your brain... listen to them it will save you alot of pain and money
3. bendigo and highschool are not the world, they dont even make up a tiny percentage of it, youll go on to bigger better things
4. sleeping with people wont make them like you, and it will make you hate yourself more, try baking people cupcakes

myspace and its many wankers

2007-12-12T16:13:46Z

From: Steve
To: Miss Moira

Hey babe,

do you have an undercut?
maybe a hair fetish also?

reply soon
Steve.

From; Miss Moira
To: Steve

first of all my name is Miss Moira, not babe
yes i have an undercut.... i also have a quite nasty punch too
hair fetish? no.... what kinda of a question is that..
let me guess... your trying to pick up via myspace
and use this question to lure a girl dumb enough into fucking you with a filthy hairy back worse than a grizzly bear
no thank mate... i still have self respect.

miss_dirt_child @ 2007-11-21T13:53:00

2007-11-21T02:55:52Z

$4625.00

Louisville Dating

miss_dirt_child @ 2007-09-22T00:19:00

2007-09-21T14:24:24Z

i hate the unknown
im rational and what to control things to a degree
and thats why something has been eating me up for so long
a friend of my mine disappearded about 2 years ago
she stayed in contact briefly
just ringing me
letting me know she was ok
then about a year ago it stopped
i dont know where she is
or if she is alive still....

i know shes a big girl and she can look after herself
but it would be nice to know that someone you care about so much
is still breathing...

maybe im just lonely and sad
but i miss so many people in my life....

prune juice anyone?

2007-09-20T12:39:25Z

omg i have to totally write about this
so last couple of dumps ive taken have been
MASSIVE!!!
like thick as my wrist massive
and they have all taken at least 2 flushes to get down....
im totally amazed and kinda grossed out

the experience of taking these dumps is nothing sohrt of
OMG IM GIVING BIRTH OUT OF MY ARSE!!!
sometimes im confused to whether flush it or name it

so last three have been amazing!!!
i didnt think something that big cause come out of my arse
needless to say.... its not a pleasent experience when it does
i have to fucknig brace before taking a dump
i should really install hand bars on the toilet walls
there usually a few tears as if coimes out too...
like its not as if im having a problem squeezing it out...
its just... well... trying to shove a mashmellow into a money box
the hole is too small

the after sting is pretty nice too....
this what i imagine arse rape is like...

just thought id share that all with you

bank of the boston beauty queen

2007-08-30T02:35:22Z

direction direction direction
its all about direction these days
know where you wanna be
know where you wanna go
know who the fuck you are
not an easy task for a colourful mental dysfunction

but im slowly learning
slowly building ideas about what i want to do with my life
rational ideas
because really... if it was too me
mr wednesday and i would run off to japan and id train to be a geisha and hed become a panda
unfourtunatly thats not possable

decidied to apply for a degree in applied science
NO STOP DONT PANIC YET
im not selling out
its a degree in appiled science in fashion technolgy
basicly instead of the coarse i was going for
fashion design... which is all about designing and refining ideas
modifing your ideas to fit industry
ill be doing garment construction
learning things like putting things together, boning, different fabric and textiles
more hands on, more my sorta thnig
still at rmit
i apply for 3 years of tafe then one year of uni then i get my degree
worknig mainly with machines in a more intimate setting
at bruiswick
which isw good cause i like that campus alot more than the city one
its got a nice park in the middle and its smaller
fuck it... i like grass... its nice to lay on

i dont feel a need to change or refine my ideas
being rough and random are what makes them my ideas
i know its subborn but i dont want to change my designs for anyone
sewing is my art and i lvoe what i do
do you think coco chanel did a fucknig fashion design coarse
i think not...

speaking of which... i cleane up at lead on last night
i won my section... op shop general
and best model award.. i couldnt believe it.. i was shitting myself walking out in front of those people
aparently ive got the pout!
pretty good for somethingi created out of an old tony font show tee
i fucknkig lvoe my fonties dress though
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE LOVE IT!

im hoping i do just as well at murry goldben at the end of the year
joe bunny won 1st prize last year
and ive got bendigo fashion week coming up...
im putting stuff in one of the shows
things are gonig well

im enjoying the prize money
im saving every scrap to go back to adelaide
i need some time away again
i miss everyone heaps and heaps!!!
i wanna see joe and simones pretty new lvoe nest
and whore it up for gees new camera jamie

ive started a new kimono
i got sick of sitting about feeling sad and uninspired over life
so i bought a few meters on bleautiful black fabric with white swirls
and started making an oh my wow kimono
it shall be beautiful
i shall be a geisha
i may not end up going to fonties gig dressed up
but even having a tea party, or a farmers union party would be amazing enough

anyway i think ive rambled enough
thoughts?

all about miss moira

2007-08-13T12:49:17Z

im feeling a bit better this week... thanks for everyones support
im planning to contact everyone to talk and let them know im ok
very calmly... i still dont know whats gonig on at the moment
at the moment my doctors are worknig out a date for my assessment
in the mean time.... heres a quiz

1. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
2. Tag seven people to do the same.
3. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag whoever wants to do it.

1. my favourite song of all time is bob dylans like a rolling stone, i am in fact a massive bob dylan fan, i absolutly love him! and on friday im gonig to see him live... im hella excited

2. i have the worlds worst self esteem.....i used to have acne, and i was overweight.... my body changed but my mind didnt

3. i lost my virginity to slipknot.... i dont like slipknot

4. i have an awful habit of pulling out my eyelashes and eyebrows when im stressed

5. ive had 18 piercings done: 8 ear piercings, 3 bottom lip, 1 top lip, 3 nose piercings, 1 nipple, 1 belly button, 1 bridge.... i currently only have 5 in.... 6 sometimes when i bother to put my belly stud in

6. i fucking hate people with massive egos! and whingey people who complain their life is so crap, but dont do the slightest thing to fix themselves.... i know i complain alot but i have worked so fucking hard to get where i am and my damn chemicals dont agree with me

7. im an introvert and have a tendiency to close myself off to people, although im very good at hiding this from people.

8. at night i share my double bed with 8 pillows, 2 doonas, 1 toy sheep, 1 toy pig, 1 toy cow (from joe simone and sara thanks guys i loves them so much!), 1 toy my little pony plushie, 1 pikachu pushie and mr wednesday my big soft fluffy bed cat... theres barely any room for me in there... im dreading what it will be like when lauren comes to stay

9. every morning i shower, use palmers body lotion, put clothes on, take my meds, brush my teeth, tone and moisturise my face, do my hair and put on my make up... in that order... and every friday i wash my hair

10. im such a fan girl and i have the biggest soft spot for pretty rock star boys with lnog pretty hair *cough cough*

i tag everyone!!!! do some quizzness bitches!

miss_dirt_child @ 2007-08-04T15:54:00

2007-08-04T06:00:02Z

feeling a need for change lately...
i got offered a job at club x and i tihnk i might take them up on it
staff discount and ability to listen to tony font show while worknig
fuckit.. why not

ive gotten rid of my fringe
im going to grow it out for a bit
im bored with it
i may even dye my hair red.... maybe

yeah i am struggling lately
but illl be ok
if i donmt think about it it will go away right
thats why i hate talking to doctors
they make me talk about things that happened
and i find if i bring shit up it fucks me up
i could bury my feelings forever to live amoung the normal people

going ot laurens tonight
yay
this shall cheer me up
and tomorrow after work i believe i might call joe and gee
see how my peeps are living it up
thats all really

miss_dirt_child @ 2007-07-31T15:32:00

2007-07-31T05:44:05Z

OH FUCK YEAH!!!
i got an extra samosa in my yumcha pack!!!
i love things like that!!!
well im back...
back to my old pretty self
i think i just needed icecream with chocolate fudge and a long hot bath
or maybe just a really really big dump! (yesterday! omg i think i dropped like 20 kgs!)
see i still sometimes i have a thought that maybe im annoying and im a burden on people... but then i think
shut up moira... if you be an emo fuck people will begin to see you as a burden
so i think about other things... liek all the wonderful people i know love me
and sewing... and EXTRA SAMOUSAS IN YUMCHA!!!!
fuck yeah
i love my life right now
ive almost finished my latest sewing project
its nearly killed me
i cant say too much
only that i hate bridal tulle!!!
but i love the look of it
oh so pretty... but so frustrating
eppp wednesday means spotlight tomorrow
im going to get the things for my next piece
this one im gunna sell and give the red paintings the money, or something liek that
eppppp!!!! sewing!!!! EPPPPP!!! SEWING NERD!!!
im seriously getting retardly nerdish when it comes to sewing
i was sewing up a toile for my corset... it took me maybe 5 minutes... my teacher was overly impressed about how fast i can do things
what can i say i rock!!!

mmmm yumcha!!!
anyway... i must flee now
yumcha time
YUMCHA YUMCHA YUMCHA!!!!!!!!

mind my own buisness and speak when im spoken too....

2007-07-17T03:43:03Z

so today
theres a girl which everyone in laurens group fucknig hate
(yeah ive sorta been inducted to laurens group for obverse reasons)
and she hangs around and no one as the heart to tell her ot fuck off

so i tried to be nice and extend the hand of friendship
i mean shes not the nicest girl
but maybe i just got the wrong impression of her

so i sent her a couple of emails
one word responces....
so me trying to be nice as possable
asks her what shes doing after school
she replys
'leave me alone i hate you'

so me pissed off that someone can be a complete and utter bitch
responces with
'im just trying ot be nice maybe if you tried it peoplke would like you more'

fuck... now i feel sorta bad
but fuckit ... im not gonig ot deal with that shit when im trying ot be nice

just another reminder why i do the whole loner thing at school....

well im off to work

all you see is what i show you...

2007-07-15T13:35:32Z

well im back to bendigo
and i must say after the amazing time i had its all very much an anticlimax

having joe and simone (simojo he he) come and meet me at the station with miss gee
then all getting chocolate (mmm sweet chocolate) and seeing daniel being a techwank at the cavern club
and fuck.... just all the little things that happened
like farka being a cock head on the obarn
and raping my sheep
or having a bath tub moment with panda in the electric light
or simone being so scared of miss maynard

miss simone is soooo cute!!!!!!
joe i wanna steal your girlfriend!!!!!!
shes hte kinda girl thats so cute you wanna cuddle and squeeze her!
or is that just me? hmmmm

but wow the effort everyone went to just for my on my bday
i got kidnaped and taken to a surprize party at joes
with cupcakes and vodka
and whack a mole (lol im surprized noone tried to hit me)
when daniel taia tahli turned up with spoz
omg i nearly died!
i cant believe everyone went to all that effort (even getting spoz to come)
just for me...
without getting all teary eyed and emo... it just meant so much to me
the be surrounded by people who love and care about me (... and spoz)

so after much giggles and vodka and cupcakes
we headed to the electric light to see the painting
i got ot paint sara
man... best boobs ever!
seriously they totally beat regans... and they were fucknig awesome
what can i say....
i think i forgot about men that night

the paintings were amazing
when they played we belong in the sea
i was almost in tears
it was such a beautiful moment
i felt as if everything that had fucked me up, everything that i held inside me for so long all my pain angst and struggles... just disappeared

fuck it... for that night i felt the most alive than id ever felt before

after than we went out for a night of madness and booze
lots of booze
i was so proud of how much i drank and how i handled myself
good friends seems to make the difference between fun and vomiting and crying
lol

spoz said i give good hugs... yay

on thursday morning i left and came back
i started bawling in the taxi to the bus station
wow that was a moment
i dont think the driver knew how to deal

and now im back... all i wanna do is just run back to where i belong
i wanna be with people im not scared with just ditch me for being uncool all of a sudden
i wanna hug miss gee when shes pissed at uni
i hate when i see someone i care about so upset and theres nothing i can do
that girl means so much to me
i wanna go and make pancakes with mr joe
and feed miss simone vodka and raspberry so she gets all drunk and giggley
i wanna harrass zin zin at the porn store at 1am wearing a nursing outfit, drinking passion pop
i wanna go dancing at shots with miss sara and her awesome boobs
i wanna stalk spoz... just because its funny
i wanna drink beer with the comic book nerds
and i wanna be amused by farkas sheep fucknig

i miss everyone so much already
but its just gotten the point where hte ends will justify the means
sit through year 12, finish school and go to adleaide and get a decent job
i know if i quit now the only place ill end up going to the teenage mum rotunder
nothing against school leavers... but im just the kinda person to get stuck in a rut

i just get to the point here where im prepared to close off and shut down from people until im far far far away where i know i can be myself

can you tell im not looknig forward to gonig back to school

well its late.. and i shoulkd go sleep before this blog turns into a stabby rip stab stab one
just to recap
adelaide = good
bendigo = bad
miss moira = shiney